My plan would be use the smoker to drag a person into the witch, Idk if that would work.
Somebody posted that image with the boomer, smoker, and hunter sneaking past the witch and I remembered this
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I officially hate the concept of a team. The only time I played with my friends or people I trust, my ping was upwards of 2400, combination of a crappy router and a poor server. However, when my ping finally went down with some other people, I played the entire campaign moving ahead, while my team would gather up in corners in the wrong side of open areas and find a random door we weren't supposed to be in and sit there while the enemy respawned. Finally we get to the rescue part and they rush the room, while I'm covering them from behind. I get hit by a hunter with full health and my team is right on the other side of a wall. It spent enough time to incapacitate me and take my health so low that, once I finally was saved, (and then they decided to kill the boomer on me too) it took about 3 stomps from a nearby rushing zombie to kill me. The second I decide, "All right, if they want to be slow as fuck and kill every single zombie that might have spawned in an area we'll never go to, I'll do the same. Besides, we're safer together," was the same time they decide to take the strategy of "RUUUUN, THEY WON'T BE ABLE TO CATCH US!"
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Congratulations, you found a normal team.
There are 3 kinds of L4D players..
1. Slow as fuck, these are the people who hang around and don't pay attention to their teammates. They want to search every single room and corner, and will do so even if the team wants to move on.
2. rushing idiots, these will start running as soon as the door opens, and will keep running untill the doors close behind them. If they notice someone got pounced by a hunter, or pulled by a smoker, they will ignore it and keep running. Even if their team is still at the start and they are halfway. These are hunter bait. When they see someone slowed by damage(Even if it's from all the zombies they shot, then left. Or even from their own shooting.) then they will yell noob at them.
These two have a few things in common, when something goes wrong, they never admit it's their fault. When something goes right, they will claim it's because of their good skills.
And they both make teams fail, you can have 3 pros, and one of these two, the team will fail. It's a teamgame, and some people just don't understand that.
3. Good players. Very rare, never seen in random games.
Good luck to everyone, and I'm looking for a few good teammates, random teams tend to suck.
Yeah, I'm starting to make sure there's at least one person from this forum to play with before I boot up Left 4 Dead. Although I have had some luck with random games, finding some people who aren't total dicks to play with.
Try versus, the part where the special zombies are players seems to trigger some sort of natural selection, forcing the dumbasses to quit and leave, and the good players stay for the challenge.