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I will only be able to be on for a little bit this week due to the holiday crunch. I'll be on in the noon-afternoon period Monday and possibly in the afternoon Wendsday.
 
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Hoorah for puking nonstop today!

It was like a holiday adventure.
 
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Hoorah for puking nonstop today!

It was like a holiday adventure.

I've been coughing violently all day, tasting mostly blood because of it. Gagged a few times too but no vomiting.
 
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I do not vomit. It just isn't something I do.
 
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Hmm, sounds fun.

I'm fine! Zero noticeable illness since May 2008. Yayness.

Ehm... sorry, I mean, get well soon and all that.
 
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I've been coughing violently all day, tasting mostly blood because of it. Gagged a few times too but no vomiting.

I get like that during winter if I don't take steps as soon as I feel a sore throat. it lasts until winter ends.

We're supposedly into summer and half the time I'm still not sure winter has ended. Half the time it's like "Fuck. Hot." and the other half it's cold and wet and miserable.

I mean, I know there's the phrase "Melbourne Weather"* and all, but this is ridiculous.

* When a day turns from any given weather to cold and raining, often within the same day.
 
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I don't vomit unless I'm very, very drunk.
 
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I haven't thrown up for a long time, but I think that's cuz I HEAVILY paid those dues as a kid. I think it permanently ruined my teeth.
 
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I may have just gotten a job with the city's rival security company.

They said that I'd have to fill out another application and they'd need to pull my criminal record... but he said they're looking for a site in Statesboro and they'll know about it in the next week. So he said he'd give me a call as soon as he knew something, but he'd be working very hard to find me a spot to work.

...

Did he just hire me? Or did he say he wants to hire me and I'll have a job soon? I'M CONFUSED. But apparently lucky. Yay for closed doors directing me to open windows.
 
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I am rather jealous of you Chibi to be honest. I've been trying to get into security, paying out the arse for my license, have been told that many of the supervisors in the various hospitals want to hire me due to the fact that I already have the license and have combat experience... but the recruiters for every, single, fucking company seem to hate me.

I want to take that girl who gave me that last interview out on nice date, with rich wine and candlelight... then randomly throw her over a dumpster and fuck her asshole with my fist and leave without saying "thanks for the fun". See how she likes getting fucked around Christmas.
 
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I've had a similar thing, less with the recruiters hating me and more with the getting the rose coloured story about how I've got really good qualifications and I'll probably hear from them soon for the next stage of the process and never getting contacted, even to say I wasn't selected.
 
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I... this isn't security like you guys are thinking. We're unarmed, underpaid donut eaters that sit at doors to make sure everyone that comes through has what they're supposed to. When things get tough we call the cops.
 
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I can bounce, for instance, when people come in without the right stuff, I can make them disappear.. for a long long time



...that's bouncing right?
 
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I've been told I look like a bouncer when I put on my business suit.

@Chibi: You could always call and ask him if you're really confused. Sounds to me like he really wants to hire you, but he needs to see if he has an opening in Statesboro first.
 
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