Kusanagi
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Re: The Ranting/Debate Thread
Incoming rage-rant.
TL;DR FUCK VANGUARD COCK MAGNETS IN ME3 MULTIPLAYER, AND FUCK PEOPLE WHO CAN'T BE ARSED TO USE EVEN ONE FUCKING MISSILE.
Incoming rage-rant.
For the love of FUCK people in Mass Effect 3 multiplayer need to learn to use the Missile Launcher more, or at least 'git gud'. I'm not asking people to spam it and waste it, but when there are TWO Atlas/Banshees/Praetorians/Geth Primes, it's a good damn opportunity to use a missile launcher. Even if you don't have any capacity upgrades, you should have two from the start. If you see someone use THREE, and all three take out at least two of the aforementioned enemies each time, chances are good that you need to start looking for that shit as well, especially when the guy who just saved your ass from 2+ big guys had to run across the map to do it. Or, like I said, 'git gud'. I.e. stop being a cum-guzzling chuckle-fuck solo hero that sucks at being a hero. Especially you, Vanguard derp. Yeah, I see you. You and your Biotic Charge. Fuck you. No. I'm not reviving you. You didn't even die to save someone. You died because you charged into two Brutes, a Banshee, and a Ravager. Yeah I mad bro. I've used FIVE missiles this mission. That's another Jumbo Pack I have to waste money on if I want to guarantee my missiles back. "You didn't have to use them," I hear you thinking. Oh hell no. We were dead if I didn't use them. Cock-munch over there likes to stand in front of bullets, and Clown-Car-For-Penises over here keeps trying to revive you when there's a Ravager and a Brute still hovering around your corpse, which wouldn't be so bad if you got him up and got out, BUT YOUR LOVE FOR PHALLIC OBJECTS IS SO STRONG THAT AS SOON AS YOU GET REVIVED YOU TRY TO SUCK THE RAVAGER'S MISSILE TURRETS. Yes, I could just play my Geth Juggernaut in Silvers and be done with it. I get it. I can't help it, though. I am drawn to the Engineer classes. We are usually squishy, even with the right set-up for survivability. So we rely on our teammates to not run in and die haphazardly. Give it a second or two. Let us set the enemy up. Let us whittle them down. Let us- ..... MOTHERFUCKING ASS BANDIT I SAID WAIT. .... and you're dead..... aaaand here comes another Jumbo Equipment crate I'm going to have to buy.
TL;DR FUCK VANGUARD COCK MAGNETS IN ME3 MULTIPLAYER, AND FUCK PEOPLE WHO CAN'T BE ARSED TO USE EVEN ONE FUCKING MISSILE.