The Works of Toonpimp

[Dragontear]

Re: Curse of Craclevania 2, WHAT?! A decent game from toonpimp?!

Welcome to the forum anyhoo FF.

Ehh, game isn't special. Here's some wisdom from my short-ish attempts, do -NOT- pick random crap up like games machines or poisonous mushrooms, as far as I'm aware, by trial and error, they have no use and merely damage your character upon clicking the icons or reducing magic to 0, so avoid them...

...Unless you like going into a Boss fight with the green... fugly thing with low health and no means of using special attacks. Which you'll be relying on a lot during that.

 

[DarkFire1004]

Re: Curse of Craclevania 2, WHAT?! A decent game from toonpimp?!

*Prods Freaky in the Face.*

Picture didn't work mate.

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[Wonderboy]

Re: Curse of Craclevania 2, WHAT?! A decent game from toonpimp?!

*Prods Freaky in the Face.*

Picture didn't work mate. ^^' Welcome to the forum anyhoo.

Edit; Not on my screen anyway.

Ehh, game isn't special. Here's some wisdom from my short-ish attempts, do -NOT- pick random crap up like games machines or poisonous mushrooms, as far as I'm aware, by trial and error, they have no use and merely damage your character upon clicking the icons or reducing magic to 0, so avoid them...

...Unless you like going into a Boss fight with the green... fugly thing with low health and no means of using special attacks. Which you'll be relying on a lot during that.

Well, elixir refills magic, armour, repairs your clothes, hotdog and chicken heal. Floppy fish restores health, and the NEOTANK grants you 2000 xp.

So some are good.
Xbox is a pain.
When you've lvl'd up a few times, you should have no trouble with the big green thing, just use the fast chain attack thingy... You'll lose nearly no health. Oh, and BTW, all items that spawn on a stage can be picked up an infinite number of times making the fish both a portable heal for some damage, and a stationary heal for all damage.

Oh, and I'm not on drugs... Why would you think tha-... Weeeeeeeeee BALL!
I mean... What gave you that idea.

 

[Archer]

Re: Curse of Craclevania 2, WHAT?! A decent game from toonpimp?!

Actually this would be the demo for Nykka's game, a game that toonpimp has apparently been fully paid for but hasn't touched since his last epic meltdown over people not thinking his ninja game was perfect and refusing to worship him. He put the demo out quite awhile ago with his usual "Here's a demo, I don't want to hear any comments or bug reports, fuck off and die." routine.

More than likely someone just downloaded the demo off his site and pasted it onto funny-games. Congrats on finding it.

 

[Freakyface]

Re: Curse of Craclevania 2, WHAT?! A decent game from toonpimp?!

I wasn't trying to link to a picture, it was simply like typing /faceplam.

But anyway on topic, it is actually a good demo made by TP, but he posted it 3 month ago, it just appreared on funny games two days ago.
As a Toon Pimp game the art is nice the animaion are smooth and the gameplay is glitchy.

 

[funrabamax]

Re: Curse of Craclevania 2, WHAT?! A decent game from toonpimp?!

Actually this would be the demo for Nykka's game, a game that toonpimp has apparently been fully paid for but hasn't touched since his last epic meltdown over people not thinking his ninja game was perfect and refusing to worship him. He put the demo out quite awhile ago with his usual "Here's a demo, I don't want to hear any comments or bug reports, fuck off and die." routine.

More than likely someone just downloaded the demo off his site and pasted it onto funny-games. Congrats on finding it.

Confirmed.

I had downloaded the demo back when he was doing that whole routine and this is definitely Nyakka.

Was that what his last meltdown was about? The ninja game? Because that game sucked mega-balls.

 

[Vina-Fran]

Re: Curse of Craclevania 2, WHAT?! A decent game from toonpimp?!

>.> I like this... who's Nykka?

 

[Incubus]

Re: Curse of Craclevania 2, WHAT?! A decent game from toonpimp?!

I poked at it briefly and found it very empty.

I wandered aimlessly through screens without enemies; there is no doubt tin my mind that this is not a complete game.

I am also saddened by the loss of the male gender in the game, as the original had quite the number of female enemies to make this a less homoerotic experience.

All in all... my opinion was that this was an uncomplete game, and somewhat disappointing. Although I do appreciate that jumping from platform to platform is not the unpleasant experience it was in the first game.

 

[Dragontear]

Re: Curse of Craclevania 2, WHAT?! A decent game from toonpimp?!

@FreakyFace; Ack, didn't realize that, my bad, comment retracted. *Gives a muffin.*

@Wonderboy; I got paranoid about items when I thought 'I wonder what that does...' after a few times I avoided the compy-items and just went for food-drops and potions, used a giant apple and received a 'Cursed' status, never found out what that did.

 

[Archer]

Re: Curse of Craclevania 2, WHAT?! A decent game from toonpimp?!

>.> I like this... who's Nykka?

Nykka is a character of a member of Toonpimp's site. From what I understand about 2 years ago they paid in full for a game starring Nykka. What you see before you is 2 years of....erm...work. I have very little belief that the game will ever be finished seeing how toonpimp constantly wanders off leaving half finished projects, like his recent decision to focus on making comics again. I swear the man has an attention span shorter than a coked up squirrel.

I really have no idea why people keep giving him money, he hardly finishes anything and I know of at least two games that were paid in full (and then some) that he's just dropped.

 

[Vina-Fran]

Re: Curse of Craclevania 2, WHAT?! A decent game from toonpimp?!

Wow... how could he do that to his friends?

 

[funrabamax]

Re: Curse of Craclevania 2, WHAT?! A decent game from toonpimp?!

Just finished playing through the "game"...

Impressions:

- The game has an expansive map, large rooms, and lots of items to collect...
- Which only serves to highlight how incredibly empty it is and how long you'll spend just running across a screen.

- There are a lot of different weapons and attacks that you can select in the menu...
- None of which I was able to figure out how to use as the selection and use are rather unintuitive. (Or maybe I'm the retarded one?)

- There are a few rooms where you have to swim through water, meaning moving and fighting in a different way...
- But apparently water in this world is actually made of pudding because it's irritating as hell to move through. It also only further emphasizes to the player how much time he is wasting trying to run through a simple room.

- There's a cool new level up system where you gain experience points and power for defeating enemies...
- Which is instantly lost once you game over as you have to start all over again. (And may I point out that most players, like myself, will be playing for the getting-caught-rape content and not the astounding gameplay? You know, the exact sort of thing that leads to multiple on purpose game overs?)

- A lot of the music and enemies come from toonpimp's previous games, such as cracklevania, fifi's fury and others...
- Which reminds me, those games were halfway decent. Why am I playing this load of ass instead of those games?

- It's furry...
- Wait, that's not a positive.

 

[Wonderboy]

Re: Curse of Craclevania 2, WHAT?! A decent game from toonpimp?!

Gah, I still can't get through from the first room after the water... Is it somethign that happens to everyone? Or just me?

Also, I never really liked any of TP's other games, platforming and such was too buggy, and the world too linear. This, I can play, but I'm not really playing for the H content... It too is decent, I guess. I was a little confused by Incubus though, "Homoerotic experience" ? What do you mean homoerotic experience? I haven't seen anything homoerotic. (Unless you count the two women with the syringes, but lesbian porn isn't exactly something I shy away from...)

 

[Toffi]

Re: Curse of Craclevania 2, WHAT?! A decent game from toonpimp?!

Nykka is a character of a member of Toonpimp's site. From what I understand about 2 years ago they paid in full for a game starring Nykka. What you see before you is 2 years of....erm...work. I have very little belief that the game will ever be finished seeing how toonpimp constantly wanders off leaving half finished projects, like his recent decision to focus on making comics again. I swear the man has an attention span shorter than a coked up squirrel.

Getting paid, not doing anything for 2 years, release demo.

Help, guys. I'm doing something wrong.

 

[DarkFire1004]

Re: Curse of Craclevania 2, WHAT?! A decent game from toonpimp?!

Hey! Who said you could take a break from Fairy Wars 2? Get back to work! Gah! I'm sorry! Please forgive my foolishness!

 

[Freakyface]

Re: Curse of Craclevania 2, WHAT?! A decent game from toonpimp?!

Hey! Who said you could take a break from Fairy Wars 2? Get back to work! Gah! I'm sorry! Please forgive my foolishness!

I know it's supposed to be a joke, but it's still a bit harsh toward poor Toffi...
(I forgive your foolishness by the way)

Well anyway about the game, I'm pretty sure that TP said it will be completed...someday...

TP can draw some decent flash animations, and he has some great ideas, but he seems to be lacking in the coding/progamming part, maybe he should work with someone and will actually be able to release a great full game someday, that's all I hope for him.

 

[Toffi]

Re: Curse of Craclevania 2, WHAT?! A decent game from toonpimp?!

I know it's supposed to be a joke, but it's still a bit harsh toward poor Toffi...

Poor indeed. So you better donate me some money, or otherwise FW2 will never be finished.
Let's see, for each line of dialogue in the story, 5 $ will be enough. I'll be awaiting the money by the end of the next week. And before you haven't paid fully for the story, I won't continue working.
How much you have to pay, you ask? Well, I haven't written the complete script yet, so I'll decide that later after I saw how much you donated.


...maybe this'll work?

 

[funrabamax]

Re: Curse of Craclevania 2, WHAT?! A decent game from toonpimp?!

Poor indeed. So you better donate me some money, or otherwise FW2 will never be finished.
Let's see, for each line of dialogue in the story, 5 $ will be enough. I'll be awaiting the money by the end of the next week. And before you haven't paid fully for the story, I won't continue working.
How much you have to pay, you ask? Well, I haven't written the complete script yet, so I'll decide that later after I saw how much you donated.


...maybe this'll work?

Is it just me? Or is this starting to sound like a hostage situation?

Complete with ransom demand...

 

[DarkFire1004]

Re: Curse of Craclevania 2, WHAT?! A decent game from toonpimp?!

Well you see, Toffi, I happen to be the EXTREMELY RICH AND POWERFUL class, whereas you're still of working class. I can't really be seen talking money with the likes of you. But, seeing as how I'm POSITIVELY WEALTHY and have nothing better to do, I suppose I'll deign to negotiate prices. One giant sack of money for every character in your code, my final offer. God, why am I continuing with this? I feel terrible for it.

 

[JohnDoe]

Re: Curse of Craclevania 2, WHAT?! A decent game from toonpimp?!

TP can draw some decent flash animations, and he has some great ideas, but he seems to be lacking in the coding/progamming part, maybe he should work with someone and will actually be able to release a great full game someday, that's all I hope for him.

If he worked with someone he would have to share the money...

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Jokes aside, to a vast amount of people furry is indeed a positive, if you add to the equation that there aren't exactly many furry games developers that release stuff similar to toonpimp's, you will see that his products, being rare, are more valuables than one would initially think. Besides, his games as hentai/porn material are far more entertaining as games than most of the mainstream hentai/porn material you can find, i mean, i'd rather pay for toonpimp's stuff than Swiss made whatever or most of the trash you find on dlsite, at the very least he releases free material, you might not like it, but it's not a good reason to rage. You might say he's a bitch cause he wants to be paid for his works, but even then, what about all those people on dlsite that pretend to be paid for the trash they put together.

I don't like it when people complain just for the sake of complaining.

Poor indeed. So you better donate me some money, or otherwise FW2 will never be finished.
Let's see, for each line of dialogue in the story, 5 $ will be enough. I'll be awaiting the money by the end of the next week. And before you haven't paid fully for the story, I won't continue working.
How much you have to pay, you ask? Well, I haven't written the complete script yet, so I'll decide that later after I saw how much you donated.


...maybe this'll work?

We don't deal with terrorists!
Man, who needs the script anyway. ;p