Re: Hate Thread
I'll be in the highest room in the tallest tower
*zzzzziiiiipthunk* Message for you, Ser!
*clip clop clip clop clip clop*
Chibi: [Bursts into Toxic's room and kneels before him after killing the guards] Oh, fair one, behold, I am you humble servant. I have come to take ...
[looks up and realizes that she is kneeling before an effeminate Prince, not a Princess]
Chibi: Oh, I'm terribly sorry!
Toxic: You got my note!
Chibi: Uh, well, I got a note.
Toxic: You've come to rescue me! I knew someone would! I knew that somewhere out there, there must be someone who
[Music swells]
RJ: Stop that! Stop it! Stop it!
[Music stops]
RJ: Who are you?
Toxic: I'm your son! (Wife. Husband. Whatever.)
RJ: No, not you!
Chibi: I am Ser Chibi, sir.
Toxic: He's come to rescue me, father! (Wife. Husband. Whatever.)
Chibi: Well, let's not jump to conclusions.
RJ: Did you kill all those guards?
Chibi: Um... oh, yes! Sorry.
RJ: They cost fifty pounds each!
Chibi: Well, the thing is, I thought your son (Wife. Husband. Whatever.) was a lady.
RJ: Well, I can understand that.
((Sorry, Chibs. But you were the one declaring your love for Toxic this time around...))