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Rovana
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Rovana gave the dog-girl, Mitena, a scratching behind her ears at the nuzzling. "Don't worry.. I've had me fair share of down-times.. heh.. I mean.. yeah! None of ye bloody bilgerats better let me down!" She smirked, adjusting her captains hat.
Marnia opens up the book and reads it, aided by a glow of magic:
The Feast of Souls.
-For Dark Congregations
-For the lone and Damned
-Assorted vileries.
The first page read, shortly, with an indicator of page numbers. some sort of index. Flipping pages, Marnia is greeted by an inked depiction of some vile looking ritual table, a strangely decorated skull ontop of it. The writing to the left explains further:
For Dark Congregations.
Feasting of dark Skulls.
You will need: Heads of your enemies, 1/serving, Razorvine wine, 50 ml, 1/2 soullarvae*, 20 g of shadowflame Berries, Vial of alchemists fire, two globs of black ooze, one pinch of onyx dust, Unholy water to taste.
1. Cut open the skull, remove ~ 80% of brainmatter, plug skull openings with black ooze. (Ankorax says: If the eyeballs are fresh enough, save them to reinsert them as funny decoration!)
2. Crack the soul-larvae open, fill into skull, use alchemists fire in case of escape attempts.
3. Stew over open flame for 5 minutes, stir regularly. (Ankorax says: Don't put it into the flames if your enemies are not immune to flames, you quasit!)
4. Cool with razorvine, garnish with Shadowflame Berries, Onyx Dust and U. Water to taste after the skull has reached moderate temperatures of around 150°.
*1/4th Lemure can be substituted for soullarvae.
The rest of the book seems to contain similiar recipes and it quickly dawns upon Marnia that she has aquired an Abyssal cookbook! +4 Competence bonus to evil cooking.
The author seems to be a Ankorax, who, going by the last pages claims, has served at multiple demonlord courts. It decries the demonlord Zura as uninspired, but praises Lamashtu's bountiful wisdom and apetite.
-For Dark Congregations
-For the lone and Damned
-Assorted vileries.
The first page read, shortly, with an indicator of page numbers. some sort of index. Flipping pages, Marnia is greeted by an inked depiction of some vile looking ritual table, a strangely decorated skull ontop of it. The writing to the left explains further:
For Dark Congregations.
Feasting of dark Skulls.
You will need: Heads of your enemies, 1/serving, Razorvine wine, 50 ml, 1/2 soullarvae*, 20 g of shadowflame Berries, Vial of alchemists fire, two globs of black ooze, one pinch of onyx dust, Unholy water to taste.
1. Cut open the skull, remove ~ 80% of brainmatter, plug skull openings with black ooze. (Ankorax says: If the eyeballs are fresh enough, save them to reinsert them as funny decoration!)
2. Crack the soul-larvae open, fill into skull, use alchemists fire in case of escape attempts.
3. Stew over open flame for 5 minutes, stir regularly. (Ankorax says: Don't put it into the flames if your enemies are not immune to flames, you quasit!)
4. Cool with razorvine, garnish with Shadowflame Berries, Onyx Dust and U. Water to taste after the skull has reached moderate temperatures of around 150°.
*1/4th Lemure can be substituted for soullarvae.
The rest of the book seems to contain similiar recipes and it quickly dawns upon Marnia that she has aquired an Abyssal cookbook! +4 Competence bonus to evil cooking.
The author seems to be a Ankorax, who, going by the last pages claims, has served at multiple demonlord courts. It decries the demonlord Zura as uninspired, but praises Lamashtu's bountiful wisdom and apetite.
"So what's the book say? Fair warning, Marnia, if you try and speak in backwards nonsense tongues I'll re-dead you in self defense." She chuckled. "Want me to summon a critter to defend us?"
The newest crewmember chimed in, whilest Rovana blushed a little at Ylria..
"Listen.. gu.. crew, this.. is.. don't worry about your captains personal business!" She barked. "We'll restore me sword first, worry about other nonsense later." She declared, seeming oddly emberassed and glancing to the side, playing with her magical cutlass..
And with Jec's offer, grinning over to the mousey pirate. "Good, yes, see, finally, someone that got their mind in the right place! Let's get to that. This stuff Ylria found is giving me the tingles."
Rovana chuckled, pat-patting the Mousey pirate and booze-dispenser.
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