Re: What made you feel giddy today?
So in the past, this kid has been vandalizing my mailbox. Each time, I've done the civil thing, calling the police, telling the post office, all of that. The police said they would send a patrol over there but have never done it. The post office has never done anything for me at all. I know who the kid is and know where he lives.
So a couple days ago he tried it again and I got fed up with it. I'm usually home when it happens and I see him doing it right outside my window. So this time I waited until he went home, then followed him. I knocked on his door, and luckily he answered. Without thinking, I grabbed him by the collar, ripped him out of his house, and started beating the shit out of him. I left him on the ground and went home immediately.
Now I've been kind of worried afterward because of all the laws I just broke, but just a few moments ago, he came with his parents to my house to apologize for his behavior. It took every ounce of restraint to stop myself from laughing in his face. I just hope this wasn't a hidden message for "We're gonna sue your ass now,"