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The Sydney funnel web tarantula is more or less dangerous than the Brazilian wandering spider. Thoughts?
 
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And yea, remember I did say I couldn't decide on a size restriction with my friends cuz I don't know how something could kill an amoeba the same size as itself

Well just to clear that one, surely an amoeba is out of the game anyway right?

A "super sized" amoeba is a dead amoeba. It just wouldn't work. It would have no structure or real form so would collapse. It wouldn't be able to breathe. It wouldn't be able to digest more complex food than the utterly basic debris they normally eat. And it has no form of attack even if it could survive. Doesn't seem very deadly to me.

As for how to kill a normal amoeba. Easy. Lick it. How to kill a theoretical super size amoeba. Poke it with a stick. That over stretched cell wall isn't worth squat compared to our highly evolved awesome suit of skin.

(I was going to say isn't worth a rat's ass, but the rat's ass would probably defeat the amoeba at some point.)
 
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Well I don't have first hand experience with either of the spiders, but from what I've read they both have almost the exact same poison. However due to it's apparently being much more aggressive than the other spider, I give a slight edge to the Sydney funnel web.
 
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Actually the poisons are very different. They both keep involving themselves with humans, funnel webs by walking into peoples homes, wanderers by shipping rides on produce, hence their nickname "The Banana Spider."
I don't know if their contact with humans or if their own spider population is greater, but I believe wandering spiders are actually more aggressive and result in more bites, and that usually the aggression by the funnel web is because it's used to a more indoor environment, while outdoor spiders will take to scattering away if possible. Fully researched spider bites very rarely show that the spider is an actual contributing cause of death. I'm fairly certain there's been no real documented death since the release of antivenin for the sydney funnel web, and in the 53 years of research before that point, there was only about 13-14. It's venom is considered more powerful, but like I've said in the past, venoms do completely different things and although banana spiders often use dry bites and is said to contain enough venom to kill a young adult, it also has the regrettable neurotoxin that can cause priapism, involuntarily maintaining an erection in the adult so long that they're sex life and condition could permanently be destroyed or effected greatly.
 
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I took a look at my bank statement. I hit an all time low.

I might not be able to keep my internet if things get any worse. And that sucks because I had internet for years and years. I can't just stop on a good note.

Here is hoping it won't come to that.
 
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Really, well that's what I get for using the first page I ran across comparing the two. Oh well, at least I've learned something. Have they done the same kind of research regarding deaths from the Brazillian as they have for the funnel-web, I don't imagine it would be much higher as they probably have anitvenom for those as well.

I still think the box jellyfish would probably beat them as I think it still regularly causes deaths, but as you said it's hard to tell how different poisons will react with different creatures.

Oh and good luck Lila, hopefully it won't come to losing you're internet and if it does you can always come back. It's not like we're going anywhere.
 
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I got . Enjoy being deaf.
 
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Miming. Lulz.

 
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I got mindfuckage and mind-control.



Enjoy being my mentally barred slaves.
 
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Bring a jacket.
 
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Looks like you're gonna need sunglasses, because...

*shutter shades*

I just ecliped you guys.
 
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Platform Creation.

Useful, I suppose... Just not my style.
 
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mmm immunity time to enjoy the show
 
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I guess I win?
 
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Bow before me mortals?

I wonder if Omnipotence in the hands of ⑨ is a good idea though.
 
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How very suitable. Yes, this will do quite nicely...

It may not have much in the way of offensive usage, but I do so love being the centre of attention. The trick is, which one is the one you need to shut up? Oh dear, I've lost track...
 
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Does negation cancel omniscience, or does omniscience just not give a fuck?

I think that would result in a paradox? Also, potency, not science, they're different things.
 
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