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Pornographic Pet Peeves.


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Incorrectly proportioned rule 34 characters. A.k.a. no, Riku does not look better with DD cups.
 
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Incorrectly proportioned rule 34 characters. A.k.a. no, Riku does not look better with DD cups.

Massive tits just bug me in general. It doesn't look attractive to me.
 
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Flaccid futa doesn't do anything for me. Also I can't stand Hyper (ie: huge muscle men/women, gigantious cocks and etc.) Also kinda tired if bad photoshops :|
 
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Eyebrows in hentai and in real life.
 
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I can't stand RL porn's obsession with swallowing cum. Sure I don't mind her swallowing it, but pulling out, spraying her face and then wiping it in is just stupid. I mean why? Why?!


It's better to just cum in her damn mouth..
 
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I can't stand RL porn's obsession with swallowing cum. Sure I don't mind her swallowing it, but pulling out, spraying her face and then wiping it in is just stupid. I mean why? Why?!


It's better to just cum in her damn mouth..

Think I remember a comic that also commentedd on that annoyence of the facial. I dun mind buckets of cum in hentai, but in RL, all I can think is jus ICH. Add in that almsost EVERY real life porn vid has to end with a fuckin facial it seems.
 
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Was it possibly Menage a 3?
 
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In General:
1) Audio un-synchronizing. The sound cut out. It got too loud/soft. The sound falls behind/runs ahead of the video.

-RL Porn: Nothing that hasn't been said before, but w/e.
1) When the girl looks right at the camera in non-POV shots. THEIR EYES SEE INTO YOUR SOUL AND WATCH YOU MASTURBATE.
2) Too much dialogue during sex. I don't mind moans, 'yes' (or otherwise appropriate one-word outbursts), or occasional dirty talk, but when the guy and/or girl won't shut up, it kinda kills it.

-Hentai:
1) I hate it when whoever the artist or colorer or w/e can't decide whether the person had this or that color clothing, or if they even had clothing at all. SHE CLEARLY HAD HER BLUE SHIRT RIPPED OFF in the last scene, but now ALL OF A SUDDEN she has on a yellow shirt, but her pants are ripped, BUT OH WAIT LOOK NOW SHE'S TOTALLY NAKED.
2) I can push my suspension of disbelief pretty damned far for hentai, mostly because I watch it to see stuff happen that wouldn't be possible IRL, but for some reason seeing a tentacle/penis/whatever go in the pussy and come out the mouth just bugs me. THE HUMAN BODY DOESN'T WORK LIKE THAT.

-Games:
1) I hate it when other monsters obscure the action. I'm trying to watch, you assholes, MOVE IT.
 
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OH, something else about hentai....



ENGLISH DUBS
 
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@Kudanagi: regarding audio, the horrendously ridiculous sounding English dub in bb and other hentai as well can almost be total boner killers IMO. I also agree with about the pussy to mouth deal, ITS ANUS TO MOUTH! They're actually connected! DX
 
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Pfft. 4Kids? They don't follow the rules. They have money.

And yes, English dubs turn "oh! Hai! Hai! Motto!" into "Yes! Yes! Oh! Mmm.. Fuck. Harder!"
 
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to quote phoenix drive:
"Impregnate me!!!"
 
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In a related note:
 
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Oh boy thats great grammar.
 
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I think I can definitely agree on the "bad audio" bit. Played enough games, watched enough movies that when you actually realize that the soundtrack for the moans is on the same fricking loop or not syched properly that you are hitting that mute button because it stops being sexy and starts getting annoying.

Let's see...what else bugs me?

Watching blowjobs. Especially when that's what 90% of the porn is. I honestly get *bored* when that's what I'm watching. Not saying that they're totally bad, but when that's all the freaking thing is? *Yawn* Leads into my dislike of the whole money shot thing. Nothing grosses me out more than those and I'd rather not be grossed out by my porn, thanks.

In hentai? Shota and Loli. Sorry to all the fans out there, but it bugs the hell out of me to no end. Also not a fan of overexaggerated breasts and penises. Proportions exist for a reason, but not in some hentai, I guess.
 
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As far as real porn goes:

1. Talking dudes.
2. Close ups on guys (minus the cock and only if the chick is the same frame).
3. Guys that masturbate themselves to climax. I mean, come on. All that fucking and you'll finish by touching yourself?

As far as cartoon porn goes:

1. Seeing a random change of some character's personality. I.E. Submission. If I want to see tentacle rape, then I want to see tentacle rape, not "tentacle empowerment that turns victims into nymphos". Same goes for consensual sex. Although that kind of change is more rare, it does happen and it does piss me off. I guess I'm just straightforward like that.
 
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Exofluke is not a fan of TsunDere
 
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Well, I think that Porn is a whole lot sexier if the character are actually believable. I personally would rather have sex with a straight minded woman who has half a mind to refuse an advance, than some nympho who puts on a shallow display of humanity.

In all truth I don't like women who are sexually loose in general, the terms "Slut" and "Whore" are supposed to be derogatory.
 
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