Kusanagi
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Re: What made you feel giddy today?
OBJE- Wait, no, that sounds about right. Carry on.
Discussing the impedning apocalyps with me friends.
the first sign is that i sleep for more than 24 hours straight, after which each person will be set upon by the walking dead or ravenous jehovas witneses.
the second sign is velociraptors hunting the survivors.
the third sign is predators hunting the strong.
the fourth and final sign of the apocalyps is zombie predators riding cyborg velociraptors.
the apocalyps will come when a meteorite strikes the earth, this meteorite will carry the throne of rupert murdoch reincarnated with the body a giant cockroach and his army of sensationalist journalists.
the combine forces of zombie predators and cyborg velociraptors and rupert murdoch roach will do battle with our last hope, stephen colbert wearing a suit of alien power armour keyed to his genetic structure (from the blood sample we sent into space) leading an army of johnny rico clones who do battle by refracting the suns light off their chins into a coherant laser beam.
this war will scour the earth until no life is left save stephen colbert and rupert murdoc roach who will do battle for the rest of time.
OBJE- Wait, no, that sounds about right. Carry on.